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A  Million  Ways to die in the West ( 2014)

Wild like the west, fine like an aged whiskey

Zoltan and the Fortune Tellers are indeed frisky

Songs about women and songs about cheese

They will play a march fit for a circus of fleas

Songs about pecans and songs about peeping Toms

Delusional dictators and amorous love songs

With a rotating carousel of only the finest musicians

They are wildly hilarious, smart, and efficient

A Jack of all trades, you will find Zoltan in movies

His musical antics are really a doozie

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